tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post1219144608332993541..comments2008-06-14T02:59:25.988-04:00bethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163733354894909762noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-62174272883682816492008-06-14T02:59:00.000-04:002008-06-14T02:59:00.000-04:002008-06-14T02:59:00.000-04:00Can't believe more people didn't pick up on "We're rebuilding healthier generations." That nearly killed me.<BR/><BR/>Which generations are you rebuilding? The healthier ones? Maybe you should rebuild the unhealthy ones first. Or try building healthy ones.<BR/><BR/>I'm thankful for the link in the comments, which is absolutely rife with grammar and punctuation errors, in which the author calls for better education for Foster children. And at the bottom, a phone number with a Georgia area code is listed, even though the van was in California. I can at least surmise that this person received an education in Georgia public school system.Bronnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-40351439200764458592008-04-21T21:06:00.000-04:002008-04-21T21:06:00.000-04:002008-04-21T21:06:00.000-04:00All those quotes, but they couldn't manage to spare a pair for the "Just say 'No'"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-72366117084833552372008-03-10T00:55:00.000-04:002008-03-10T00:55:00.000-04:002008-03-10T00:55:00.000-04:00that back right tire looks a little low on airASKleinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16275643330915299382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-39736395945674291642008-02-29T18:19:00.000-05:002008-02-29T18:19:00.000-05:002008-02-29T18:19:00.000-05:00Cool. It's really cool.Сумской бомжhttp://avtomania.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-26273108068504114352008-02-29T09:00:00.000-05:002008-02-29T09:00:00.000-05:002008-02-29T09:00:00.000-05:00Okay, so what are they for? Do they know that any US state that accepts money from the government for education (all but three) is required to only teach abstinence and is only allowed to talk about failure rates of contraception, but never about success rates? I mean, I don't know what else they want from the government, it sounds like the US already fits there illogical "we don't give a shit about kids" agenda...<BR/><BR/>/endrantAndinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-35741185960663146472008-02-27T22:25:00.000-05:002008-02-27T22:25:00.000-05:002008-02-27T22:25:00.000-05:00This is the best one yet - made even better by all of the comments. What a find!Jackiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06327283097539947406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-80567322934141550462008-02-27T16:58:00.000-05:002008-02-27T16:58:00.000-05:002008-02-27T16:58:00.000-05:00I laughed, I cried, I became confused. <BR/>What does "<B>Care</B> For <B>Fare</B> Is "<B>Unfair</B>" mean? With or without the quotes I'm confused.brianhttp://www.mirthmobile.com/wacky/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-71067830568479290192008-02-27T13:03:00.000-05:002008-02-27T13:03:00.000-05:002008-02-27T13:03:00.000-05:00It's really just the Girls Gone Wild guys trying to trick all the lil Christian teens...KirBirhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08358844153950812994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-54094418762816509962008-02-27T09:50:00.000-05:002008-02-27T09:50:00.000-05:002008-02-27T09:50:00.000-05:00Loving it ! LOLShantihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07728933623182306442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-79099022865244068702008-02-27T07:33:00.000-05:002008-02-27T07:33:00.000-05:002008-02-27T07:33:00.000-05:00i can only imagine the conversation at the auto detailing/painting/lettering place...<BR/><BR/>i like that there is absolutely no information like a phone number or website that explains why there are these random words in quotation marks on a random white van!<BR/><BR/>also, please note the further mis-use of the q-marks in "Care for Fare is "Unfair" - they don't have the single quotes around Unfair.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15555008574685821196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-83819221789972695982008-02-27T05:43:00.000-05:002008-02-27T05:43:00.000-05:002008-02-27T05:43:00.000-05:00Upon looking up the <A HREF="http://nosexpolicy.org" REL="nofollow"/>, I <I>even more confused</I> about what these people want. The site talks about the appalling lack of education for foster children in the US. But it simply declares "No sex!" without explaining what sex has to do with foster-child illiteracy.<BR/>It does demonstrate one of the author's points well, though: the author is a former foster child, and clearly s/he was poorly served by whatever schooling she received.Rebeccanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-50606499462315290982008-02-27T04:42:00.000-05:002008-02-27T04:42:00.000-05:002008-02-27T04:42:00.000-05:00"no sex policy"! ok maybe we have one.Nicolashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05953775726413454938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-47163659847434118832008-02-27T01:31:00.000-05:002008-02-27T01:31:00.000-05:002008-02-27T01:31:00.000-05:00"no sex policy" campaign, huh? just what are they all about?<BR/><BR/>"Rape"<BR/>"Child Molestation"<BR/>"Sex Crimes"<BR/><BR/>..ok. well yeah, no one's gonna argue with that. boo, those are bad things! yeah, "nsp" we don't want that!<BR/><BR/>"HIV Prevention"<BR/><BR/>..well wait, we DO want that. yay for prevention!<BR/><BR/>"No Drugs"<BR/><BR/>..yep that too, we do want the no drugs. we don't want the drugs. yes for no..er, no- wait. i'm confused. am i lauding or condemning?? let's look at the other side.<BR/><BR/>"Teen Pregnancy"<BR/><BR/>oh ok, i get it, i'm back on track. yeah. yeah!! down with teen pregnancy! shame on jamie-lynn!<BR/><BR/>"SELF ESTEEM"<BR/>"Child Protective Service"<BR/>"Care for Fare is Unfair"<BR/><BR/>..ok, hold on, ya lost me again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-34808264095873538272008-02-27T00:54:00.000-05:002008-02-27T00:54:00.000-05:002008-02-27T00:54:00.000-05:00This one is just just ... am at a loss of words. Awesome find.SJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17567372758347040220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-4473060460024390322008-02-26T23:58:00.000-05:002008-02-26T23:58:00.000-05:002008-02-26T23:58:00.000-05:00I love how there's one word on that whole van that could actually use quotation marks and ... nope.PuzzleGirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09017772879976436923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-65916728131432672332008-02-26T21:45:00.000-05:002008-02-26T21:45:00.000-05:002008-02-26T21:45:00.000-05:00For a "child protective service", that is one suspicious-looking white van with tinted windows.Sarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13548169892834605417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-2316767083759314852008-02-26T20:42:00.000-05:002008-02-26T20:42:00.000-05:002008-02-26T20:42:00.000-05:00dear commentariat: I love that I can count on you to deliver the jokes I thought of and couldn't land, decided against, or didn't think of but should have.bethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08163733354894909762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-47594194016177190582008-02-26T19:31:00.000-05:002008-02-26T19:31:00.000-05:002008-02-26T19:31:00.000-05:00Wow, I think this must win the quantity award.ironic1http://www.blogger.com/profile/15100467996733455536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-19192282741410803822008-02-26T18:49:00.000-05:002008-02-26T18:49:00.000-05:002008-02-26T18:49:00.000-05:00...amongst the "greatest," i "think"l'hypocondriaquehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00285668854865342496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-20561720820470422102008-02-26T18:40:00.000-05:002008-02-26T18:40:00.000-05:002008-02-26T18:40:00.000-05:00Woah! The clip art guy is eerily similar to to the one at the drug/alcohol center:<BR/><BR/>http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/2008/02/well-maybe-not-you.html.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-67170729723585338172008-02-26T18:34:00.000-05:002008-02-26T18:34:00.000-05:002008-02-26T18:34:00.000-05:00This one deserves honorable mention, at least! I like the slogan, "Rebuilding Healthier Generations." Are the generations healthy already? If so, why rebuild them into healthier ones?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-91879773084176836582008-02-26T17:27:00.000-05:002008-02-26T17:27:00.000-05:002008-02-26T17:27:00.000-05:00Ah, by far the most tragic result of teen sex: "self esteem". Much worse than "abortion" or "child molestation" and how can the teens cope with it when they have "no drugs"?The Great Joe Bivinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14283728775013216856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-85598533052745476142008-02-26T17:15:00.000-05:002008-02-26T17:15:00.000-05:002008-02-26T17:15:00.000-05:00Hang on. The van advertises "Rape", "Child Molestation", "Sex Crimes" and "No Drugs". Does that mean that being out of drugs is worse than being raped?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-82784159497233968302008-02-26T17:06:00.000-05:002008-02-26T17:06:00.000-05:002008-02-26T17:06:00.000-05:00Haha! The comments are almost as good as the quotes themselves. I don't think I have anything to add, except to say that at first glance, this guys' message gets a little muddied "No Sex Policy" makes it sound like he's trying to STOP policies that limit abortion and the like.<BR/><BR/>And to put in my political .02, hasn't it been shown time and time again that telling tens NOT to do something, rather than teaching them to do it smartly and safely while <I>encouraging</I> them not to, is always counterproductive?Jeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04507832018423032477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14107862.post-76320249039934366512008-02-26T16:59:00.000-05:002008-02-26T16:59:00.000-05:002008-02-26T16:59:00.000-05:00This is a thing of beauty. Surely no greater quotation molestation has ever taken place?<BR/><BR/>lilitou: I think an "abortion" is performed for an unwanted phantom pregnancy.bothererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00947334156932736142noreply@blogger.com